The Lush Lexicon - II

Buzzwords for Boozeheads

Hey, slop jaw, quit boozgarting the felony juice so we can finish frontloading and get our fade on.

To become so drunk you appear not to have any skeletal structure to hold you up.

Deep-dish olive pie
A martini.

Deja booty
When a drunk inexplicably has sex with the person he swore he would never speak of or to again, never ever.

Deja booze
When an infrequently enjoyed drink reminds you of the last time you enjoyed it. As in, "This margarita reminds me of when I was partying in Tijuana, just before I vomited on myself, picked a fight with the bartender and got thrown in the clink. Good times, good times."

A full beer, possibly hidden, found when cleaning up the next day after a party.

Hell's own drag
Influence. As in, "See the size of that shot? Ever since I started dating the barmaid, I've got hell's own drag at this bar."

Drink link

Drink shrink
Those who, after a few drinks, discover they have the ability to psychoanalyze and offer solid personal advice to their friends and/or strangers.

Drinking in stereo
Boozing with a drink in each hand.

Felony juice

Flip wire
That fine, fuzzy line between buzzed and hammered. As in, "That fucker ain't driving, he tripped the flip wire three shots ago."

When you're so drunk standing up just seems a silly waste of time.

Getting drunk before going to a nightclub because the club's drinks are expensive.

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.

Fugly bus
The mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins while you're in the bathroom draining your tenth pint.

Get the fade on
Going out with intention of getting very, very drunk.

Grog monster
The part of the brain that insists you keep drinking long after you should have went home and passed out.

Gutter hugger
Drinkers who empty the contents of their stomach into a gutter or nearest trash can.

Hooch hotel
The drunk tank.

Moderately drunk. This term is particularly popular with those who listen to the Grateful Dead and smoke large amounts of marijuana.

Jack and Jill
A shot of Jack Daniels and a beer.

Joint of no return
A bar from which you are 86'd.

Juice card
Received on your 21st birthday.

Jumping on the grenade
When two groups of the opposite sex meet, one member "jumps on the grenade" by talking to (or possibly sleeping with) the least attractive member of the other group so as to ensure the success of the rest of the group.

Jumping strays
Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or party. As in, "I'm so broke I've been jumping strays all night."

Kamikaze eyes
The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he always hated but never had the guts to fight. Until now.

Keg commander
the boisterous chap who hovers around the keg so as to ensure everyone knows how to properly pour a beer.

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Drinking in stereo
Boozing with a drink in each hand.

So, what do you call Matty O'Blacfive who's also one in each hand, one in each foot, and 2 in a Foam Dome?

Posted by: Harvey on February 4, 2004 10:20 AM

Keg Commander...last kegger I attended, I headbutted the Keg Commander....broke his nose, but he let me pour my own damn beer after that...and, more importantly, he let my WIFE pour hers as well...lecherous bastard..

Posted by: Eric on February 7, 2004 07:35 PM


Need another round over here! A bored customer is a cranky customer.

Don't make me tell the CotBG that you left the place unguarded again. I hope you haven't forgotten what happened last time...

Posted by: Harvey on February 10, 2004 10:34 AM

/me hops the bar and grabs the Frangelico for the ladies in the house

"Shush boys, he'll never miss it.

"And quit staring at that big bottle of Galliano, Harvey -- you're a married man!"

Posted by: Leapin Lizzard on February 10, 2004 08:25 PM

Well, Bartender, I warned you. Looks like it's open season on the top shelf...

Posted by: Harvey on February 11, 2004 10:26 AM

My, My. Is that a bottle of Rumple Minz i spy?

Posted by: Chris P. Cream on February 11, 2004 06:47 PM

I've got the dibs on the Harvey's Bristol Cream Sherry!!!! Ooooh--and this Irish Creme Liquer is mine too!

Posted by: Susie on February 11, 2004 11:23 PM

Second trimester... no liquor... but the beer nuts are all mine! MINE MINE MINE. And then I'm gonna move onto the pretzels! And the honey roasted nuts! And the mints! And the chips! And then I'm gonna hop over the bar and take over the ice cream! YEAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Posted by: Dana on February 11, 2004 11:27 PM

Careful, Dana, or you'll have to strangle yourself...

Wonder if I can pull the Spice channel in on the Champagne Room's big screen...

First I gotta find out if I can get all the way around the room by jumping from one piece of furniture to the next.

Posted by: Harvey on February 11, 2004 11:32 PM

How come I'm always late to the party? Hey are there any 'Rita's here? I know - sissy drink - but I have to go back to work when I'm done... I'll leave all the non-liquor stuff for Dana, she needs to eat for 2 right now *G*.

Maybe liquor will help my brain work better... I see an experiment in the making!

Posted by: Teresa on February 11, 2004 11:40 PM

Look! a pool table! if I take off my clothes and start swimming...
Harvey, please move those balls...they're impeding my breast stroke...

Posted by: Susie on February 11, 2004 11:47 PM

Hey, if the 'tender's gone, there's really nothing to STOP us from having sex in the Champagne Room, now, is there?

Posted by: Dana on February 11, 2004 11:51 PM

I can't believe I missed the party!

Bartender, get your butt back here or face the consequences. Remember what happened to Acidman???? Mee-ow! Heh Heh Heh....

Posted by: pam on February 12, 2004 08:24 AM

Ya know, I been waiting for you guys. Everytime I stuck my head in here though, nobody was around.

Or maybe Harv finally got Playboy TV on in the Champagne Room....

DAMN! I knew I shoulda checked the back before I left last time. Fer crissakes, look what DANA'S proposing!

Posted by: Mike the Marine on February 12, 2004 09:48 AM

Better watch Dana - I think the Beer Nuts went to her head!

Hey Susie, how many laps are you gonna do on the pool table?

Posted by: Teresa on February 12, 2004 09:57 AM

Better question: WHAT is Susie going to be lapping on that pool table.

Allow me to help with the stroking of the breasts, Susie... and I thought you liked my balls right where they were?

Hey Mike! Can you spray a little beer on the ladies? If there's anything I can't stand, it's a dry T-shirt.

Posted by: Harvey on February 12, 2004 10:21 AM

/me puts 2 quarters on the edge of the pool table

"I'm next up for a dip with Susie!"

Posted by: Dick Paycheck on February 12, 2004 10:35 AM

Don't waste good beer on making t-shirts un-dry!

Use Zima.

Hey, nobody's gonna drink it, and you get the same visual effect. God... why does the Bartender even stock this stuff, anyway?....

Posted by: Mike the Marine on February 12, 2004 01:44 PM

Oh no - more Zima!!! I thought we only found that at Darren's place.

Posted by: Teresa on February 12, 2004 05:33 PM

All this exercise makes a girl there any Dom Perignon left?

Posted by: Susie on February 12, 2004 08:19 PM

Dammit Dana, won't you do another Iowa Dean imitation for us? I wanna down this here double-shot of tequila right when you blow yer load!

Anybody want tha worm?

Posted by: Marty on February 12, 2004 10:21 PM

Whose panties are these?

Posted by: Trey Givens on February 12, 2004 10:32 PM

If I ever decided to blow my load in the middle of the Champagne Room, I can guarantee you tequila would be the very last thing on your mind. ;)

Posted by: Dana on February 13, 2004 01:01 AM

[grabbing panties from Trey]
It's strictly a comfort thing.

Anyway what's Dana going to be blowing and where does the line start?

Hey Mike! Does the Bartender have any Reddi-Wip in that little fridge? Don't ask why I need it, just throw it over here.

Anybody needs me, I'll be in the Champagne room.

Posted by: Harvey on February 13, 2004 10:56 AM

Where are the Buttery Nipples?
And while I'm waiting, I'll have a drink too.
(Don't be showing me any pictures of Janet for that, I like my liquor not quite so hard.)

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 13, 2004 07:42 PM

Hey Mike! While you're in the fridge, see if you can find some butter for LeeAnn. Her perkies need greasin' up.

At least I *think* that's what she meant.

Posted by: Harvey on February 14, 2004 01:11 AM

LeeAnn!! I'm Shocked and AWED... anyone up for a Redheaded Slut?

Posted by: Eric on February 14, 2004 07:23 AM

Harvey, not quite... my perkies (I love that one) are adequately lubed.
And Eric, the sun is past the yardarm, so of course I've already had my daily requirement of Redheaded Slut.
Blow Jobs, btw, are dessert material.

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 14, 2004 11:09 AM

I'll be right back, I'm gonna run to Wal-Mart and buy us a Slip-and-Slide.. no point in letting all that Reddi-Whip go to waste.

Posted by: Dana on February 14, 2004 11:33 AM

I think the Barkeep's gonna hafta re-felt the pool table....

Posted by: Susie on February 14, 2004 12:33 PM

..someone turn the fan on, it's getting awfully hot in here...

Posted by: Eric on February 14, 2004 02:58 PM

Can't let it get too hot, the edible undies will melt. Again.

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 14, 2004 07:02 PM

Hey, I was rummaging around in the storage closet, looking for the olive oil for the Slip-n-Slide, and I found this Robin costume. Two questions: whose is it, and who's Batman?

Posted by: Dana on February 15, 2004 12:33 AM

... Matt? Batman is yours, right?... where's the line start for the slip-n-slide?...

..if those knickers melt again, LeeAnn, we'll mix a little vodka with them... what would that drink be called?

Posted by: Eric on February 15, 2004 10:12 AM

Eric- A Sweet and Sour Pussy, of course.... silly man.
Dana- When you find Batman, check out the utility belt, it's niiiiiiiice.

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 15, 2004 11:47 AM

Look! A Spiderman costume, too!

All right, which of you ladies has been a bad, bad criminal who needs to be bound tightly in the unbreakable grip of my web?

By the way [chew, chew] these edible undies taste a lot like cotton... although there's a certain hint of something familiar and delicious.

Posted by: Harvey on February 15, 2004 01:01 PM

It's not corn, is it?

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 15, 2004 06:39 PM

Good Kee-rist Harv... (snatches panties). Those belong to Evil Glenn's girlfriend! You're gonna need shots!

No... not the vodka kind... put those down...

No, I DON'T know why the Bartender has Evil Glenn's girlie's panties under the bar... but then I'm finding all kinda crazy stuff under here... Anybody know where the pin to this grenade went? I think I heard it slide under the jukebox...

Posted by: Mike the Marine on February 15, 2004 06:51 PM

Here, try this

Marty's Willy Nilly Martini, (aka The Mafish Willie Nillie):

1 part Stoli Vanilla Vodka
1 part Kahlua

Shake furiously over ice, and strain into martini glass

Serve liberally to teenage girls...

Posted by: Marty on February 15, 2004 08:13 PM

LeeAnn - I thought your undies were invisible.

Marty, no teenage girls are allowed here, it's disheartening to the more seasoned women in the room!

Now, who has Batman's utility belt???

Posted by: Teresa on February 15, 2004 10:06 PM

...I think I threw my back out on the slip-n-slide... pour me a double.. you ladies are HARD on us old guys...

Posted by: eric on February 16, 2004 07:29 AM

As long as you're hard in return, eric...that's all we ask...

Posted by: Susie on February 16, 2004 08:35 AM

I should add that the Madfish Willie Nillie is equally effective on the freewheelings MILF's who frequent the Champagne Room...

Posted by: Marty on February 16, 2004 09:47 AM

Fatty Sue's panties? GAH! I need some disinfectant! Toss me that bottle of 190 Vodka, Mike.... Thanks.

[glug, glug, glug]

AHHHH! I feel cleaner already.

What an awful feeling...

Susie! Come here and make me feel dirty again!

Posted by: Harvey on February 16, 2004 10:44 AM

Hard? *perk*

Posted by: Dana on February 16, 2004 11:02 AM

>:( Damnit, I'm always LATE for everything! (stupid snow!) Now everyone's ready to leave and here I am still sober. I'm NOT going to be the designated-blogger today, folks.

Somebody hit me with a Schlitz.

Posted by: on February 16, 2004 11:02 AM

Apparently I'm less lucent than I thought...that last brain fart without a name was mine.

I'll excuse myself to the worn out-out pool table now. I come bringing tidings of disinfectant and joy.

Posted by: Tiffany on February 16, 2004 11:11 AM know it, Susie... I ain't THAT old....

Posted by: eric on February 16, 2004 12:54 PM

Eric, you know it's not the years... it's the mileage that counts.

Tiffany, I got better than Schlitz... have a Buttery Nipple.

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 16, 2004 06:31 PM

that's right, LeeAnn.. and Baby, I've got some SERIOUS mileage.... awwww, fuckit.. gimme a buttery nipple, andI'll hit the slip-n-slide again.... your have STIRRED me, miss... must be that cheesy smell that's got me revv'd..

Posted by: Eric on February 16, 2004 07:18 PM

Buttery Nipple? Hmm, would that be the signature drink of the "Bloggers With Boobies?" If so, give me 3.

Posted by: Tiffany on February 16, 2004 08:17 PM

I really can't think of a better party trick than Tiffany showing us her third nipple, buttery or not.

/me is waving Mardi Gras beads at you hunny....

Posted by: Marty on February 17, 2004 07:20 AM

damn good idea, Marty! I know the barkeep has a whole drawer full of N'Awlins beads around here... line up, ladies!

Posted by: eric on February 17, 2004 07:39 AM

Tiffany's doing a GREAT job of earning her beads, but I only see 2 nipples...

...actually, I'm seeing 4 now... much of that 190 vodka did I drink?

... 4 of the cutest nipples I've ever seen, though...

Posted by: Harvey on February 17, 2004 08:32 AM

Oooooh...beads....shiny. *hic!*

Posted by: Tiffany on February 17, 2004 11:31 AM

Ooooh, I'd give a good shimmy or two for some beads!

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 17, 2004 12:41 PM

Am I fashionably late?

Would the Bartender happen to have a supply of Sprite in the house? If so, could somebody toss me one?

Oh, and since I'm not drinking, I'm available as the DD. Anybody need a ride home?

Posted by: hm on February 17, 2004 01:08 PM

hey Maniak, did ya bring your guitar? Give us some "Sweet Home Alabama" while Tiffany and LeeAnn "earn" their beads!

LeeAnn, doesn't that HURT when you mash them together like that?

Posted by: eric on February 17, 2004 03:13 PM

Laps around pool(table). Buttery nipples. Shimmying. I have GOT to start checking the calendar over the weekends. Somehow I'm always the last to arrive. Everyone's already drunk and now I have to catch up. On the plus side, everyone's had so much that I won't have to share the homebrew. Uh, except for Susie. Pissing off the Alliance webmistress isn't high on my list of things to do. She'll be getting her beer sometime today. Hopefully she'll pop the top here at the Bartender's.
Hey Harvey! Have we graduated from beer to tequila shots already?

Posted by: physics geek on February 17, 2004 03:17 PM

Nah, Eric, they're like jello with a pulse. I wanted them to be like Silly Putty so I could squish them on the comics page and pick up the pictures on 'em, but you takes what you gots and deal, right?

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 17, 2004 04:20 PM

Got it right here, Eric. Though I'm afraid everybody may bolt for the door when they hear the combination of my awful singing voice and my awful playing.


Sweet home Alabama,
Where the skies are so blue,
Sweet home Alabama,
Lord I'm comin' home to you.

*TWANG* Dammit! Broke a string. Anybody happen to carry around any extra guitar string when they go out? And where's my Sprite?

Posted by: hM on February 17, 2004 05:21 PM

Shh! Quiet down there! Why is it so loud in here? And what's with all the lights? head's spinning--hey, give me back my drink!

Posted by: Tiffany on February 17, 2004 05:23 PM

*whew*... ladies, y'all amaze me... buttery nipples, Skynyrd tunes, body shots, shimmyin' breasts... lord, someone shoot me now, cuz I've seen the promised land, and it is Madfish Willie's on a Tuesday night..

Posted by: Eric on February 17, 2004 05:48 PM


Posted by: Ignatius J. Reilly on February 17, 2004 08:40 PM

Oooh! Are we doing karaoke now? *hic!* Who wants to join me for a chorus of "Dancing *hic!* Queen"?

Posted by: Tiffany on February 17, 2004 10:32 PM

I don't know about singing, but someone throw me some beads!

Posted by: Teresa on February 17, 2004 11:02 PM

Somebody please get me an alka seltzer...and ask that midget to get off the jukebox!

Posted by: Susie on February 18, 2004 01:17 AM

hM - I don't have a guitar string, but I've got a g-string. Don't really remember where it came from, though. Hope it's not Trey's.

Susie - I've got a midget for your jukebox. Mheh :-)

LeeAnn - and just what, exactly, is wrong with pulsing jello?

Physics Geek - I was going to do some tequila shots earlier, but apparently someone took all the shot glasses & built a scale model of the Alamo with 'em. Pretty impressive.

Dana - since you're not drinking, why don't you make me a sandwich? You can be the bottom slice of bread.

Who wants to be the lettuce and/or tomato?

And has ANYONE seen Matty O'Blackfive? Tiffany! Check under your boobs!

Posted by: Harvey on February 18, 2004 04:56 AM

Harvey - Oh, nonononono... with this burgeoning belly, no way I'm going to be the *bottom* slice of bread. I'll be on top, though. ;)

Posted by: Dana on February 18, 2004 08:58 AM

Ok, Dana, bottom it is. I guess we'll have to make this an open face sandwich.

I got the face. You open.

Hey Mike! Is there a jar of Miracle Whip in that little fridge?

Posted by: Harvey on February 18, 2004 09:52 AM

Oh, and was anyone surprised that Dana got comment #69?

Naughty little vixen ;-)

Posted by: Harvey on February 18, 2004 09:55 AM

lol!!! That was too funny.

Posted by: Dana on February 18, 2004 10:52 AM

I brought the ketchup! I also brought some relish and mustard and onions.

I'm so going to be stylin' in my wonderwoman underoos in about five seconds.


Posted by: Trey Givens on February 18, 2004 11:49 AM

Trey, you've already managed to make me want to cry with the fact that your smokin' hot and, like a good deal of cute men, gay. Please don't make it any worse by showin' off your bod.

Would anyone like to hear the Maniak's version of Fur Elise? The one where Elise get's her head chopped off?

*Flings arms dramatically in the air and shouts* I am the master of Beethoven! Bow before me! Mwahahaha!

And where the hell is my Sprite already?!?!?

Posted by: hM on February 18, 2004 12:01 PM

the Maniak has lost it... better find that damn Sprite... and QUICK!

aww hell, *jumping over the bar*...'s a sprite, baby sister, seein' as the Tender ain't around, I'm getting my OWN Scotch and Water.. anyone want something while I'm back here?

Posted by: eric on February 18, 2004 12:25 PM

Thank you Eric. That's all I really wanted. If anybody needs me I'm going to be over in the corner trying to massage the feeling back into my finger tips. And laughing at everybody who's getting drunk.

Harvey! Trey! Must you both be performing a strip show to "It's Raining Men" on the pool table?

Posted by: hM on February 18, 2004 12:36 PM

I'll come clean. The Robin costume is mine--and sadly I'll have to break all your hearts by saying that the Dynamic Duo is in fact NOT ambiguously gay. Come forth, Batman, and tell these drunken revelers who you be.

Sorry, Harv, no Matty under my boobs, but...hmm, what's this? Cool! It's that fiver I've been looking for all night...I've really got to stop stuffing cash into my bra.

Mimosa anyone?

Posted by: Tiffany on February 18, 2004 01:30 PM

eric - I'll take a virgin strawberry daiquiri. Hmmm, now that I think of it, that'll be only the second virgin I've ever had!

Posted by: Dana on February 18, 2004 01:44 PM

coming right up, want the cherry on top?

put yer money away, Tiffany, it's no good here... I'm Tendin', and its ALL free.. although.. if you don't mind, can I watch you put it BACK under there?

Harv! Get off that pool table, and help me out over here! the COTBB's are gettin' thirsty, and I only got two hands!

Posted by: eric on February 18, 2004 02:04 PM

Who tore the slip-n-slide? Damn. Well, I can back my car up to the door and we can fill the trunk with mud if anyone's interested...

Posted by: Tiffany on February 18, 2004 06:49 PM

oooh, Tiffany, I used to be the middle-weight mud wrestling champeen back in the old country.
Let the betting start!

Posted by: LeeAnn on February 18, 2004 08:52 PM

Mmmmmm cherrrrriessssss!!!

I'm all for the mud-rasslin, as long as I don't have to get pitted against Heather. She'd beat my ass (and not in a fun way).

*still wonderin "Who's Batman?"*

Posted by: Dana on February 18, 2004 09:08 PM

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena


Posted by: Trey Givens on February 18, 2004 10:39 PM

C'mon over here, hM, baby, and sit on papi's lap. I'll tell you all about the glory of fountain Sprite with LIME!

*crowd gasps*

Once again, I prove I am far to radical for mainstream consumption. Bleedin' edge, baby!


Someone queue up the Ketchup song on the Karaoke machine!

Asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi...

*shakes it like a polaroid picture*

Posted by: Trey Givens on February 18, 2004 10:46 PM

Barkeep! Get out the black coffee! *slings mud at LeeAnn* We've got a lush on our hands!

...and I'll be taking that polaroid picture, buddy. I plan on having a political career someday.

Posted by: Tiffany on February 18, 2004 11:14 PM

I still think Matty's Batman. Why else wouldn't he be here?

Hey Tiffany, before you jump in the mud, ya mind if I sniff that fiver for a little while?

And Eric, I think we'll leave it up to the LADIES to decide if I should stop the pool table dancing duo routine. Trey's better looking, but I'm better at the not gay part.

Ladies, pick your fantasy.

Hey, did I just see the Bartender's car drive by?

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