Jokes by Harv E Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Harv E Roo to Kang A. Roo

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Harv E Roo: Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
Kang A Roo: Ronald MacAardvark!

Harv E Roo: What is uglier than an aardvark?
Kang A Roo: Two aardvarks!

Harv E Roo: What does the aardvark call his dog?
Kang A Roo: Aard-bark!

Harv E Roo: What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
Kang A Roo: One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

Harv E Roo: What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?
Kang A Roo: Anta-Seltzer!

Harv E Roo: What does an aardvark get when he overeats?
Kang A Roo: Ant-digestion!

Harv E Roo: What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?
Kang A Roo: An aard-shark!

Harv E Roo: Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?
Kang A Roo: Bearbara Streis-ant!

Harv E Roo: Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?
Kang A Roo: Frank Sinostril!

Harv E Roo: What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?
Kang A Roo: It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

Cheers!