Above and Beyond...
Awards for boozing beyond the call of duty
Skill Badge: Smart-Ass Prick Bartender
Motto: “Fuck You!”
Nominated by Harvey from Bad Money
The bartenders at the little Dallas Club in San Antonio, in addition to being the fastest fucking bartenders that ever lived, were all a bunch of smart-ass, rude, fucking pricks! We were Dick's Last Resort bartenders before Dick's Last Resort was a wet dream. Hell, fuck Dick's, we would probably have been fired from Dick's for being to rude!
So, The Bartender accepts this medal on behalf of all my fellow bartenders from the Legendary Dallas Club at Fredericksburg / Wurzbach in San Antonio
What should our next award be and to whom shall it go?
Be on the look out for Madfish Willie's awards presentation of The Homers next week. You'll get a chance to nominate, design and award a Homer to your favorite or least favorite blogger!
That guy has a really long middle finger and it's creeping me out.
Posted by: Trey Givens on January 23, 2004 05:18 PM...that ain't a "bird"...that's a "gig"...
Posted by: Eric on January 24, 2004 07:50 AMSo, assuming this really IS the Bartender, then this would be the exception to the rule about the length of a man's fingers being related to the length...
Anyway, I agree with Trey. Creepy.
Posted by: Harvey on January 24, 2004 05:08 PMThat's not me but my thingy is longer than his finger. They don't call me Shorty because I wear long shorts, that's for sure. His finger is a little short on one end.
Hey shut the FUCK up already, you short fingered fuckers!
Posted by: Maynard G. Krebbs on January 29, 2004 10:44 PM
