Jokes by Harv E Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Harv E Roo to Kang A. Roo

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Harv E Roo: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
Kang A Roo: He had his own frog horn !

Harv E Roo: What did the bus conductor ay to the frog ?
Kang A Roo: Hop on !

Harv E Roo: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Kang A Roo: Hop in !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
Kang A Roo: A hoppercraft !

Harv E Roo: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
Kang A Roo: Hoppalong Cassidy !

Harv E Roo: When is a car like a frog ?
Kang A Roo: When it's becing toad !

Harv E Roo: Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
Kang A Roo: To stamp out forest fires !

Harv E Roo: What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Kang A Roo: Wart's new !

Harv E Roo: Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
Kang A Roo: A frog with hiccups !

Harv E Roo: Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
Kang A Roo: It weighed too much for its scales !

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