Friday Happy Hour

Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Help beautify our dumps… throw away something pretty.

Simpsonspeak from Homer [D'oh!]
"Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about."

Famous Cocktail Movie Quotes:
"Mac, you ever been in love?" - "No, I've been a bartender all my life."
~Henry Fonda & J. Farrell MacDonald in My Darling Clementine

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
Betty Crocker Moment #361: 2 tablespoons = 1 ounce; 3 teaspoons = 1 tablespoon.

Ultimate Insults
You are the poster boy for corporal punishment, not to mention retro-active abortion, just a random shit-sucker.

Movie Madness
Duck and Cover

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
You tell me who these words are!
hughgrect
hughgrekshon
hughgrekshyn
hughgshaft
hughjardon
hughjas
hughjassole
hughjaynus
hughjaz
hughjorgan

Cheers!