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Above and Beyond...

Above and Beyond Last Call
Awards for boozing beyond the call of duty


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Skill Badge: Bender Badge

Motto: “Alcohol above all!”

Steady employment, familial disdain and outraged spouses mean nothing to this fearless stalwart as he launches weeklong campaigns against liquor and liver alike..

[This medal is presented to: Darren the Colorado Conservative, who is currently on vacation!]

What should our next award be and to whom shall it go?


» by Madfish Willie on January 22 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Funny Stuff

Bullshitters

I'm nominating you for the "Smart-Ass Prick Bartender" award. HA!

Posted by: Harvey on January 22, 2004 12:35 PM

wow...I'd like to see THAT badge....

Posted by: Eric on January 22, 2004 04:42 PM

Say it ain't so, Joe!

"Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath has admitted he is "getting personal help" for alcohol abuse."

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/157585p-138242c.html

Posted by: Marty on January 23, 2004 07:44 AM

Well having just returned from vacation where the drink of choice was Rum...lots of Rum...

I'd like to thank you for the award whilst my liver just says "help".

Wish you all could have been there

Posted by: Darren on January 26, 2004 07:57 PM

Well having just returned from vacation where the drink of choice was Rum...lots of Rum...

I'd like to thank you for the award whilst my liver just says "help".

Wish you all could have been there.

Posted by: Darren on January 26, 2004 07:58 PM
Let's hear your bullshit









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