Jokes by Harv E Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Harv E Roo to Kang A. Roo

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Harv E Roo: Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
Kang A Roo: A frog in a blender !

Harv E Roo: Whats yellow and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
Kang A Roo: A mouldy frog in a blender !

Harv E Roo: Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
Kang A Roo: He was un hoppy !

Harv E Roo: How do frogs die ?
Kang A Roo: They kermit suidide !

Harv E Roo: What's a frogs favourite flower ?
Kang A Roo: A croakus !

Harv E Roo: Whats a frogs favourite game ?
Kang A Roo: It's croak-et !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
Kang A Roo: A croaker spaniel !

Harv E Roo: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
Kang A Roo: Star Warts !

Harv E Roo: What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Kang A Roo: Open toad sandals !

Harv E Roo: What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
Kang A Roo: The Brit Awarts !

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