Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo to Harv E Roo

Kang A Roo: Where do sheep go for their holidays in winter?
Harv E Roo: The Baahaamaas.

Kang A Roo: Where do sheep go for their holidays in England?
Harv E Roo: Ramsgate.

Kang A Roo: Where do sheep shop?
Harv E Roo: Woolworth's.

Kang A Roo: Where do Southern sheep come from?
Harv E Roo: Ewell.

Kang A Roo: Who is the sheep's favourite singer?
Harv E Roo: Baabara Streisand.

Kang A Roo: Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
Harv E Roo: She had a crook with her !

Kang A Roo: Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
Harv E Roo: He didn't see the ewe turn !

Kang A Roo: Why did the sheep stay quiet all day?
Harv E Roo: He didn't believe in bleating between meals.

Kang A Roo: Why didn't the dozy farmer know how many sheep he had?
Harv E Roo: Whenever he tried to count them, he fell asleep!

Kang A Roo: Why do sheep like pubs?
Harv E Roo: Because they're full of baas.

Kang A Roo: Why don't sheep have much money?
Harv E Roo: Because they're always getting fleeced.

Kang A Roo: Why was the lamb told off for being rude ?
Harv E Roo: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum !

Kang A Roo: Why was the sheep arrested on the M1?
Harv E Roo: Because it did a ewe-turn.

Cheers!