Above and Beyond...

Motto: “Alcohol above all!”

When the keg is dead and the vodka vanquished, this plucky lush will stare a bottle of vermouth in the fancy label and say, “Fuck it, it has alcohol in it, right?” And, vile shot after vile shot, he will take that bottle down.

[This is presented to: Trey Givens - who else would drink vermouth?]

Next Time: Skill Badge: Croix de Keg