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Awards for boozing beyond the call of duty


The Bukowski Award

Motto: “Alcohol above all!”

The highest award a drunkard can receive, this medal is given to those who have conducted a lifelong campaign against every manner of booze, hooch, brew and vino. No fortified wine is too vile, no rotgut too evil, no beer too green for this master of benders and barroom brawls. He is the flickering light that is the inspiration of common drunks the world over.

[This is presented to Matty O'Blackfive… what can I say?]

Next Time: Skill Badge: Vermouth Wings

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