Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo to Harv E Roo

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a goat and a cow?
Harv E Roo: The Milky Baa Kid.

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hedgehog?
Harv E Roo: An animal that knits its own sweaters.

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Harv E Roo: A woolly jumper.

Kang A Roo: What else?
Harv E Roo: A jumper with pockets.

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with an elephant?
Harv E Roo: Enough wool to knit a skyscraper.

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with an octopus?
Harv E Roo: A sweater with eight sleeves!

Kang A Roo: What has fleece and big muscles?
Harv E Roo: Rambo.

Kang A Roo: What has fleece and fangs?
Harv E Roo: Drac-ewe-la.

Kang A Roo: What is the sheep's favourite musician?
Harv E Roo: Chris Baaber.

Kang A Roo: What is the sheep's favourite pop group?
Harv E Roo: The Pet Sheep Boys.

Cheers!