Around the Bar...

Thanks for dropping in for Happy Hour this afternoon. Kick back, grab a cold brewski. I'll show ya some funny stuff and tell a stupid joke or two.

Remember - this is a bar, not Sunday School.

Harvey at Bad Money is a FREAK!

Jennifer's Presidential Fun Fact of the Day is Lou Henry Hoover.

Food for Thought - an an e-mail forwarded from my mom
Jerry's Thought for the Day!
If "infancy" is a requirement for infants; then is "adultery" a requirement for adults?
Who the hell is Jerry and why does his mind work like this...

Today's quote from the Shakespearean Insulter:
[Thou art] a flesh monger, a fool, and a coward.
Taken from: Measure for Measure

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

Check out this goofy flash movie.
Now... Just try to get that song out of your head! Mwahaha...

Since I spoke about the titty dancers in an earlier post here are some boobies:
Warning: R-rated pics of double-breasted mattress thrashers!
Robyn is running the Blogger Boobie Thon 2003. Proceeds benefit the Susan B Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Right now there are 68 bloggerette contestants (and a couple of guys too - what's up with that?), and 109 donors who have given over $4,700. A good cause and nice browsing while your just sitting there. I like the girl with the ribbons on her nipples - NICE!

Speaking if strippers, check out this peckerhead cop trying to barter nude dances to "fix" a dancer's tainted driving record. What an dumbass!

Dumb Ass Aardvark Jokes
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
What is uglier than an aardvark?
What does the aardvark call his dog?
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?
What does an aardvark get when he overeats?
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?
Answers are in the comments section.


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