Friday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast
..."May you have the health of a salmon,
A strong heart, and a wet mouth."

Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart with Lisa]
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
[Bart laughs]

Today's Drinking Story
Don't Punch the Guiter Player

Yogism: When asked what time it was, Yogi said "do you mean now"

ClueBat InsultsThou reeky motley-mided puttock!

Movie MadnessThe Northern Kitten Band

Dumb Ass Chicken Jokes
What do you call a crazy chicken ?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
Why don't chickens like people ?
Why did the rooster run away ?
What do chickens grow on ?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
What happened when the chicken ate cement ?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

Foreign Language Party Cookie in ArabicMuti: jackass
Bouse Tizi: Kiss my ass
Khawal: Gay
Sharmoota Haygana: Horny Bitch
Maaras: Pimp
Ebn el Metanaka: Son of a bitch

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