Saturday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast
..."Here's to your health!
You make age curious,
Time furious,
And the rest of us envious!"

Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart with Lisa]
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
[Bart laughs]

Today's Drinking Story
The Blushing Bride

Yogism: 90% of the putts that are short, don't go in.

ClueBat InsultsThou tottering, tickle-brained skainsmate!

Movie MadnessPunk Kittens

Dumb Ass Gorilla Jokes
Why did the Gorilla fail English?
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
Why did the simian refuse to play in the National Football League?
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
Why do Apes like tall buildings?
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
Why do primates do so well in show biz?
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

Foreign Language Party Cookie in Finnishhelvetti: hell
kusipää: pisshead
paskiainen: bastard
paska: shit
saatana: satan
perkele: damn
vedä käteen: jerk off
paskapää: shithead
Cheers!