Moe's Toast...
"May you have the health of a salmon,
A strong heart, and a wet mouth."
Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart]
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
[Bart and Lisa laugh]
Today's Drinking Story
...Then this Car came out of Nowhere
Yogism: "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."
ClueBat Insults: Thou dankish, sheep-biting pignut!
Movie Madness
The Sweary Kittens
Dumb Ass Horse Jokes
"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.
A cowboy rode into town on Thursday, stayed 3 days and rode out on Thursday. How is this possible?
A horse walks up to the bar and orders a drink from the bartender.
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
As horses say to one another.
Customer: I'm hungry enough to eat a horse!
Did you find my horse well behaved?
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
Did you hear about the depressed horse?
Answers in the Comments
Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Danish (click thru for the really good stuff) PIS AF: Piss off
LAD VAER MED AT VAERE SA ONDSVAG: Don't be so stupid.
VIL DU BOLLE DET?: Would you f*ck it?
NESTE GANG, SLAR JEG DIG IHJEL: Next time, I'll kill you
NU SLAR JEG DIGIHJEL: Now I kill you.
SET DIG NED, DIN PIKSPILLER: Sit down, C*cksucker.
DU ER SKOR: You're insane.
LAD VAR MED AT TAGE PIS PAMIG: Don't piss with me.
GAMLE STODDER: Dirty old Bastard.
Cheers!