Monday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"To the ladies, God bless 'em,
May nothing distress them."

Bart's Call to Moe
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives his own address: Jimbo and Laura Powers are making out in Bart's living room

Today's Drinking Story
Summer of Gary

Yogism: "You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Sometimes women want it when you don't, and for you not to give in on such occasions sets a terrible precedent.

ClueBat Insults; Thou unmuzzled, toad-spotted minnow!

Movie Madness
Food Feed Fury

Dumb-Ass Rabbit Jokes
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?
A rabbit and a duck went to a restaurant for dinner. Who paid?
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Can you say "Richard and Robert had a rabbit" without using the "r" sound?
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
Did you hear about the rabbit that bit it's owner?
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Serbian (click thru for the really good stuff)
Crko dabogda stoko seljacka!: May you drop dead, you redneck ox.
Govno yedno: You piece of shit.
Sranje!: ohhh, shit!
Some!: you stupid ass.
Govedo!: Jerk.

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