Moe's Toast...
"To the ladies, God bless 'em,
May nothing distress them."
Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart]
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives his own address: Jimbo and Laura Powers are making out in Bart's living room
Today's Drinking Story
Summer of Gary
Yogism: "You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."
Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Sometimes women want it when you don't, and for you not to give in on such occasions sets a terrible precedent.
ClueBat Insults; Thou unmuzzled, toad-spotted minnow!
Movie Madness
Food Feed Fury
Dumb-Ass Rabbit Jokes
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?
A rabbit and a duck went to a restaurant for dinner. Who paid?
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Can you say "Richard and Robert had a rabbit" without using the "r" sound?
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
Did you hear about the rabbit that bit it's owner?
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Serbian (click thru for the really good stuff)
Crko dabogda stoko seljacka!: May you drop dead, you redneck ox.
Govno yedno: You piece of shit.
Sranje!: ohhh, shit!
Some!: you stupid ass.
Govedo!: Jerk.
Cheers!