Moe's Toast...
"Here's to the man who loves his wife,
And loves his wife alone;
For many a man loves another man's wife,
When he ought to be loving his own." - Burns
Bart's Call to Moe
[Laura Powers with Bart]
Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!
Laura and Bart laugh
Today's Drinking Story
Puke-A-Hot-Ass
Yogism:
"Yogi's wife Carmen: "Yogi, you are from St Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi: "Surprise me."
Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Contrary to popular belief, an out-of-shape man is just as unappealing to a woman as an out-of-shape woman is to a man.
ClueBat Insults: Thou beslobbering, full-gorged lewdster!
Movie Madness
Tales of The Blode - Episode 3
Dumb-Ass Mouse Jokes
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face ?
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse ?
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Welsh (click thru for the really good stuff)
Yn fytyn: Fool
Pen pidyn: Dickhead
Wyneb cach: Shit face
Mwnci: Monkey
Ci: Dog
Ffwcia oma: Fuck off
Gotsan drewllyd: Smelly fanny
Haliwr: Wanker
Cheers!