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Beer Not Bread Award

Motto: “I’m so hungry I could eat a gallon of whiskey.”

When dire finances dictate a full belly or a fullbore night of drinking, this lionhearted lush never teeters between Top Ramen and twelvers of cheap beer. Keenly aware that food is temporary but memories of debauchery last a lifetime, he will ignore his growling stomach and ask the grocery clerk, “Where’s the beer section?"

[This is presented to me, in my youth, when I did some serious drinking on a nightly basis.]

Next Time: Prisoner of War Award

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