Beer Not Bread Award
Motto: “I’m so hungry I could eat a gallon of whiskey.”
When dire finances dictate a full belly or a fullbore night of drinking, this lionhearted lush never teeters between Top Ramen and twelvers of cheap beer. Keenly aware that food is temporary but memories of debauchery last a lifetime, he will ignore his growling stomach and ask the grocery clerk, “Where’s the beer section?"
[This is presented to me, in my youth, when I did some serious drinking on a nightly basis.]
Next Time: Prisoner of War Award