Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a horse?
Second Kangaroo: Whinny The Pooh!

First Kangaroo: Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
Second Kangaroo: He always liked to make a stink!

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
Second Kangaroo: A creature that stinks to high heaven!

First Kangaroo: What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Second Kangaroo: Odour in court!

First Kangaroo: What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Second Kangaroo: Deja phew!

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
Second Kangaroo: A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!

First Kangaroo: What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!

First Kangaroo: What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool!

First Kangaroo: What did one skunk say to another?
Second Kangaroo: And so do you!

First Kangaroo: Why can't skunks keep secrets?
Second Kangaroo: Because someone is always getting wind of them!

Cheers!