Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Not one shred of evidence support the notion that life is serious.
Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
Famous Cocktail Movie Quotes:
"Let's all drink gin and make wry faces."
~Bob Hope in The Cat and the Canary
Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
Two singles are better than one double.
Ultimate Insults
You have the creative abilities of a bucket of okra.
Movie Madness
Honda Ad
Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
You tell me who these words are!
fukengruven: Straight White Guy
fukengruvin: SilverBlue
fukface: Harvey
fukfest: Champagne Room
fukhole: [Fill in the blank]
fukinbad: Lisa
fukingfisher: Blackfive
fukinggayman: Trey Givens
fukinggook: [Need a little help]
fukingjap: Jeff
Cheers!
*blonde hair twirl*
Does that mean I'm fuckin bad? or fuckin good? ;)
Posted by: Lisa on January 8, 2004 09:51 AMIt means you are fucking bad in a good way... but only if I get to spank you!
Posted by: The Bartender on January 8, 2004 10:00 AMWhy don't you go wash that sink full of filthy glasses, Bartender, and quit hitting on girls what are way too classy for your filthy ass, anyway... which would be all of them.
Meanwhile, maybe Helen on fukhole and Oriental Redneck:
http://orientalredneck.blogspot.com/
for fukinggook. He's a nice little microbe with a Saddam Claus picture. He'll probably appreciate the traffic.
Posted by: Harvey on January 8, 2004 10:38 AMHarv... thanks for the suggestions. You get 2 points... what the fuck for and who's keeping track, I know not!
Posted by: The Bartender on January 8, 2004 11:23 AM