Above and Beyond...

Motto: “I shall never drink again. Never.”

Prized by functional alcoholics, this commendation is awarded to those who rise at ungodly hours with horrific headwounds and gallantly sally forth to hateful jobs to stoically suffer the slings and arrows of suspicious bosses and clanging telephones. Dauntless, they tremor their way through the workday and rally at the bar to extract a cruel revenge on the evil dog that bit them.

[This is presented to Eric the Straight White Guy for beating me up all last week on his new design!]

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