Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another Madfish Willie's edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

The title for my series is from an HBO special with Chris Rock. Check it out!

Madfish Willie's, the #1 Yahoo search for The Champagne Room!

As we are Shaking hands with our pole:

The Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me get posted "above the fold" with gratuitous linkage in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section. So, without further delay....

Darren, the Cool Colorado Conservative and member of Madfish Willie's Corner of the Bar Gang, finds A Link Between Internet Use and Syphilis Infection. His advice... wash those hands!

Eric, the Straight White Guy and also a member of Madfish Willie's Corner of the Bar Gang, tells us how to tell if a girl is dating a pussy. Then he he starts lying again with The sweetest piece of lovin' any girl ever had.

Kilgore Trout at Chaotic and Random really likes Meredith Baxter-Birney's breasts, the left one anyway. The he gives us a list of essentials when the terror thjreat is raised to orange. Finally he gives us this movie review.

Next, it's time for that fucking Harvey Pervey charter member of Madfish Willie's Corner of the Bar Gang, from Bad Money. First it's a little fantasy role-playing game action with Susie, then perverted car wash tokens, then lava lamps for voyeurism, then his wife explains the correct answer to "does this dress make me look fat?", then it's books for blowjobs, a reading list.

Trey Givens from Trey Givens.com forwards some spam to us with this commentary... "It’s only spam, but I figured if it turned ME on, it probably works on straight dudes, too." I like this guy... need to stick him in the Corner of the Bar Gang!

Harvey Pervey comes back with this weeks list of nasties: using bad pick-up lines on my wife, gives us handy advice on sexual positions, is seduced by toe porn, and has one that is not completely smut, but it DOES feature perky nipples, jiggly breasts in a leather cat suit, and a too-hot-for-TV girl-on-girl catfight video.

Harvey Pervey then submits a couple of other bloggers for your viewing pleasure. Harvey Pervey likes the top 5 places Venomous Kate, a Madfish Willie's Corner of the Bar Babe, misplaced her vibrator [Damn... I gotta go read this...] and she enlightens us with tidbit of information: husbands don't mind if you max out the credit card, as long as you distract them with sex. [listen up girls!]

Nothing down here yet... I saw some stuff but didn't bookmark it... maybe later I'll update the post... maybe not. In either case, it won't be updated until tomorrow's posta go up. Come back and check in Monday!