Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone ?
Second Kangaroo: A golden receiver !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?
Second Kangaroo: Dingo Starr !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk ?
Second Kangaroo: Rid of the dog !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?
Second Kangaroo: A computer with a lot of bites !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
Second Kangaroo: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?
Second Kangaroo: A sheep that can round itself up !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?
Second Kangaroo: A terrified postman !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?
Second Kangaroo: Hush puppies !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?
Second Kangaroo: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

First Kangaroo: What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
Second Kangaroo: A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Cheers!