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Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
Second Kangaroo: A boa constructor !

First Kangaroo: What's a snake's favourite food ?
Second Kangaroo: Hiss Cakes !

First Kangaroo: Why do babies like cobras ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they come with their own rattle !

First Kangaroo: Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?
Second Kangaroo: Because he had his own scales !

First Kangaroo: What do snakeswrite at the bottom of their letters ?
Second Kangaroo: With Love and Hisses !

First Kangaroo: How can you tell if a snake is a baby ?
Second Kangaroo: It has a rattle !

First Kangaroo: What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
Second Kangaroo: Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

First Kangaroo: What is another word for a python ?
Second Kangaroo: A mega-bite !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
Second Kangaroo: A boar constrictor !

First Kangaroo: What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
Second Kangaroo: Monty Python!

Cheers!


» by Madfish Willie on January 1 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Dumb Ass Jokes

Bullshitters

Ya know, I'm starting to think we should've just let Evil Glenn keep you...

... and pass the pretzels

Posted by: Harvey on January 1, 2004 12:29 PM
Let's hear your bullshit









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