Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What snakes are good at sums ?
Second Kangaroo: Adders !

First Kangaroo: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Second Kangaroo: Someone else's !

First Kangaroo: What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Second Kangaroo: Wait till he's finished !

First Kangaroo: What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
Second Kangaroo: Tries to wash his hands !

First Kangaroo: What is a snakes favourite opera ?
Second Kangaroo: Wriggletto !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?
Second Kangaroo: A snake in the brass !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?
Second Kangaroo: A feather boa !

First Kangaroo: Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
Second Kangaroo: Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !

First Kangaroo: Why can't you trust snakes ?
Second Kangaroo: They speak with forked tongues !

First Kangaroo: What's a snakes favourite dance ?
Second Kangaroo: Snake, rattle & roll !

Cheers!