Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?
Second Kangaroo: Stop crying and viper your nose !

First Kangaroo: What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
Second Kangaroo: They've got poisonality !

First Kangaroo: Why did the python do national service ?
Second Kangaroo: He was coiled up !

First Kangaroo: What's a snakes favourite flower ?
Second Kangaroo: Coily-flowers !

First Kangaroo: What song to snakes like to sing ?
Second Kangaroo: Viva Aspana !

First Kangaroo: What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
Second Kangaroo: He died in agony !

First Kangaroo: Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Second Kangaroo: Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

First Kangaroo: What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?
Second Kangaroo: Don't asp me !

First Kangaroo: What do you give a sick snake ?
Second Kangaroo: Asp-rin !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
Second Kangaroo: A civil serpent !

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