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Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: Why did the viper want to become a python ?
Second Kangaroo: He got the coiling !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
Second Kangaroo: Snakes and Larders !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
Second Kangaroo: A snake charmer !

First Kangaroo: What do most people do when they see a python ?
Second Kangaroo: They re-coil !

First Kangaroo: What subject are snakes good at school ?
Second Kangaroo: Hiss-tory !

First Kangaroo: What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
Second Kangaroo: Hiss is the end of the line for you !

First Kangaroo: What do snakes have on their bath towels ?
Second Kangaroo: Hiss and Hers !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
Second Kangaroo: A grass snake !

First Kangaroo: What did the python say to the viper ?
Second Kangaroo: I've got a crush on you !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?
Second Kangaroo: Addercadabra and abradacobra !

Cheers!


by Madfish Willie on December 29 :: Permalink :: Comments (0) :: Dumb Ass Jokes

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