Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....
Second Kangaroo: These jokes will sleigh you!

First Kangaroo: What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
Second Kangaroo: This one will sleigh you !

First Kangaroo: What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
Second Kangaroo: Stable-tennis!

First Kangaroo: Keep that reindeer out of the house! It's full of fleas!
Second Kangaroo: You'd better stay out of the house, Rudolph - it's full of fleas.

First Kangaroo: Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they are both tail bearers !

First Kangaroo: Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they would look silly in plastic macs !

First Kangaroo: How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Second Kangaroo: Don't feed it !

First Kangaroo: Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Second Kangaroo: Because his brown ones were all muddy !

First Kangaroo: Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
Second Kangaroo: Because they're both stopped by the rein.

First Kangaroo: How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Second Kangaroo: Just long enough to reach the ground !

Cheers!