Tuesday Happy Hour

Madfish's Random Wisdom ...
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another ~Ambrose Bierce

Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

Quotes on Drinking:
"My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine. Fortunately, everybody drinks water." ~Mark Twain~

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
The one foolproof hangover cure: Don't get drunk.

Ultimate Insults
You are a borderline cretin, a socially maladjusted parasite, an ill-mannered, undereducated piece of white trash maggot-infested butt-fucking bed-wetting asshat.

Movie Madness
Burger King

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words :
cunalingus Frnak
cungalingus Frank
cunnilingus Helen
cunningilus Harvey
cunny Frnak
cunt Frnak
cuntface Frnak
cunthead Frnak
cuntlick Harvey
cuntlip Frnak

Cheers!