Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

Kang Blegs You! Folks we need some help here. The Ecosystem has us listed as a Slithering Reptile and we know for sure we are Marauding Marsupials. So go over to Abject Apathetic Procrastination and look at all my beautiful friends and send all your friends over. Then blogroll us so you can see us everyday!

~Kang A Roo~

First Kangaroo: What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?
Second Kangaroo: A spot-weiler!

First Kangaroo: Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
Second Kangaroo: No need to, it already has its own spots!

First Kangaroo: What do you call a boring dog?
Second Kangaroo: A dull-mation!

First Kangaroo: What is black and white and red all over?
Second Kangaroo: A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

First Kangaroo: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?
Second Kangaroo: That hit the spots !

First Kangaroo: What kind of dog is a person's best friend?
Second Kangaroo: A palmatian!

Cheers!