Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

Kang Blegs You! Folks we need some help here. The Ecosystem has us listed as a Slithering Reptile and we know for sure we are Marauding Marsupials. So go over to Abject Apathetic Procrastination and look at all my beautiful friends and send all your friends over. Then blogroll us so you can see us everyday!

~Kang A Roo~

First Kangaroo: What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
Second Kangaroo: Look out for the mice!

First Kangaroo: What did the tangerine say when it saw the Chihuahua?
Second Kangaroo: Nothing. Tangerines can't talk!

First Kangaroo: What do you get when you cross a Chihuahua with a brave giraffe?
Second Kangaroo: A Chihuahua that is not afraid to stick its neck out!

First Kangaroo: Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
Second Kangaroo: They're short of breath!

First Kangaroo: What is a favorite vacation spot for Chihuahuas?
Second Kangaroo: Boneos Aires, Argentina!

First Kangaroo: What is black and white and red all over?
Second Kangaroo: A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

First Kangaroo: What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?
Second Kangaroo: Shorts!

First Kangaroo: What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
Second Kangaroo: Get a small hankie!

First Kangaroo: Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
Second Kangaroo: To a weterinarian!

First Kangaroo: What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?
Second Kangaroo: A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cheers!