Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

Kang Blegs You! Folks we need some help here. The Ecosystem has us listed as a Slithering Reptile and we know for sure we are Marauding Marsupials. So go over to Abject Apathetic Procrastination and look at all my beautiful friends and send all your friends over. Then blogroll us so you can see us everyday!

~Kang A Roo~

First Kangaroo: What was the most vicious and meanest dinosaur of them all?
Second Kangaroo: The Chihuahuasaurus Rex!

First Kangaroo: Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

First Kangaroo: How does a Chihuahua hide in the desert?
Second Kangaroo: It uses camel-flage!

First Kangaroo: How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
Second Kangaroo: It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

First Kangaroo: What do you say to a Chihuahua that is running away?
Second Kangaroo: Adios!

First Kangaroo: What do Chihuahuas have that no other dogs have?
Second Kangaroo: Baby Chihuahuas!

First Kangaroo: Why was the Chihuahua glad it wasn't an eagle?
Second Kangaroo: It can't fly!

First Kangaroo: What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a Chihuahua?
Second Kangaroo: About 2,200 pounds!

First Kangaroo: What do you call twelve Chihuahuas?
Second Kangaroo: A dozen!

First Kangaroo: Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
Second Kangaroo: Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Cheers!