Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

Kang Blegs You! Folks we need some help here. The Ecosystem has us listed as a Slithering Reptile and we know for sure we are Marauding Marsupials. So go over to Abject Apathetic Procrastination and look at all my beautiful friends and send all your friends over. Then blogroll us so you can see us everyday!

~Kang A Roo~

First Kangaroo: Alsation: What is your favorite holiday?
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua: Howloween!

First Kangaroo: Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips?
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

First Kangaroo: Why does a Chihuahua have four legs?
Second Kangaroo: So it can count past three!

First Kangaroo: Alsation: What did you do in art class today?
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua: Panting on paper!

First Kangaroo: I just spotted a Chihuahua!
Second Kangaroo: That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!

First Kangaroo: Why did the Chihuahua bark when it heard a song on the radio?
Second Kangaroo: It didn't know the words!

First Kangaroo: Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
Second Kangaroo: They have short tales!

First Kangaroo: What does a Chihuahua call its mom and dad?
Second Kangaroo: Chimama and Chipapa!

First Kangaroo: Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
Second Kangaroo: Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

First Kangaroo: How do you spell "Chihuahua?"
Second Kangaroo: "C-h-i-w-o-w-a."
First Kangaroo: That's not even close!
Second Kangaroo: But you asked me how I spelled it!

Cheers!