Tales From The Champagne Room

>Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room!

I don't care if this link gets worn out - I love having an On-line Orgasm!

Harvey shows the little guy where to get help!

The Tenth Muse as an interesting post title: Nightime Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Fuck Me In the Ass Medicine

Check out this Jack-off Idiot over at Straight White Guy

Straight White Guy tells us how to have Lesbian Quickie Sex.

Mexicans are getting naked at Straight White Guy - He gets a lot of these kind of posts.

Dawn has a message for us via SilverBlue.

This asian beauty leaves Eric at a total loss for words.

Kids Say the Darndest Things according to Jim at Snooze Button Dreams

Jim also reports on a Confessional while wondering Since 'nude' means naked...

Acidman likes itty bitty titties!

Bill Cimino at Bloviating Insanties wakes up naked after a Family Reunion.

Vicky, Don's new blogging partner at Anger Management... doesn't swallow?

What Champagne Room discussion can be complete without Helen from Everyday Stranger? She deals with Jealousy.

Finally, the Top 10 List of reasons to go to work naked:

10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work late.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys next door from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...[drum roll]...the Number One reason to go to work naked :

1. The boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

That was an e-mail from my mom - she's weird!

Cheers!