Tales From The Champagne Room

It's Sunday and time for another Madfish Willie's edition of Tales From The Champagne Room!

[Remember: There is no sex in The Champagne Room]

    

I got the title for my series from an HBO special with Chris Rock. Check it out!

Madfish Willie's, the #1 Yahoo search for The Champagne Room!

As we are Shaking coconuts from the knob:

The Bloggers that e-mailed their Tales From The Champagne Room links to me get posted "above the fold" with gratuitous linkage in their post description. The others that I gleaned from my browsing this week will be in the extended section. So, without further dealy....

Susie at Practical Penumbra has the quintessential picture of a Madfish Willie's Corner of the Bar Babe! Nice!!

Eric at Straight White Guy send us a picture of a nice rack! He's kinda a sick-o.

Mr Green at Mr Green sends us this endorsement by our bonnie Heather.

That FREAK from Bad Money sends us these beauties. First, it's bug love. Then he tries to lend Susie a helping hand. Next, he wonders what it takes to make Dana, America's #1 Pin Up Girl happy. After that, he tells us he likes rough sex. This guy is a fucking perve. He follows these with Boobie Pride, he proposititons Susie and Dana, he says I Want This Woman!, has a Flesh Fantasy, and finally peters out after giving the girls some support! He's a veritable machine, I tells ya!

That's all for the mail in entries this week. The rest of the work I did and you'll have to click through to the expanded extry to read them.

Fantasy Fest 2003.

Bible Sex Stories: Lot's Family Affair.

Evil Glenn's new hobby! I think Frnak is in on this action too!

How to quit masturbation! Funny page name: Don't Jerk!

Anna at Primal Purge says Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle! I'd have to kill the muther fucker that did that to me!

Kim du Toit gives us soem Saturday Skin.

Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love gives us the Butt Bra.

Lynn S gets her panties and bra mixed up? She's cut off!

Pamibe [she of logo design fame] brings us Abercrombie Pr0n!

Finn the Viking tells us massage parlors are linked to sex trade!

SilverBlue is good for at least three this week. First he tells us it's all in the marketing. This is a good one - you don't want to miss it! Then he shows us the true meaning of protected CD. He finished up with ewe-rotic dreamland.

Madfish Willie's is the #4 Google search for "the middle finger" "fuck you"

Helen, Helen, and Helen blogging nekkid!

That's it for this week. I got more e-mails this week than last, but still not enough. Send me links to your posts and I'll put your story above the fold!