Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

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~Kang A Roo~

First Kangaroo: What do you get when you cross a Chihuahua with an English sheepdog?
Second Kangaroo: Small wool sweaters!

First Kangaroo: What side of a Chihuahua has the most hair?
Second Kangaroo: The outside!

First Kangaroo: When do Chihuahuas smell?
Second Kangaroo: When they don't take a bath!

First Kangaroo: How do Chihuahuas smell?
Second Kangaroo: With their nose!

First Kangaroo: How do you take a Chihuahua's temperature?
Second Kangaroo: With a small thermometer!

First Kangaroo: What's the best way to measure a Chihuahua?
Second Kangaroo: With a ruler!

First Kangaroo: How do Chihuahuas eat so much?
Second Kangaroo: They make a lot go a little way!

First Kangaroo: Why did the Chihuahua ask the bloodhound to take it to a restaurant?
Second Kangaroo: Because the bloodhound just found a lot of scents!

First Kangaroo: How can you tell if a Chihuahua has been in the refrigerator?
Second Kangaroo: Paw prints in the butter!

First Kangaroo: How did your Chihuahua break its leg?
Second Kangaroo: I dropped some dog food on it by accident.
First Kangaroo: But that couldn't have broken its leg.
Second Kangaroo: The dog food was still in the can!

Cheers!