Tuesday Happy Hour

Madfish's Toast...
Observe, when Mother Earth is dry
She drinks the dropping of the sky,
And then the dewy cordial gives
To every thirsty plant that lives.
The vapors which at evening weep
Are beverage to the swelling deep;
And when the rosy sun appears
He drinks the ocean's misty tears.
The moon too quaffs her paly stream
Of luster from the solar beam.
Then hence with your sober thinking!
Since nature's holy law is drinking,
I'll make the law of Nature mine,
And pledge the Universe in wine.

Quotes from Homer [D'oh!]
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

Quotes on Drinking:
"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world." ~Louis Pasteur~

Things A Man Should Know: About Drinking:
Avoid bars that use plastic cups, bars whose bathrooms consist solely of a trough-style urinal, bars with chicken wire protecting the band, bars where Patrick Swayze is the bouncer.

ClueBat Insults
Thou dissembling, dizzy-eyed coxcomb Frnak!

Movie Madness
Crab Palette

Madfish Willie's Daily Cuss Words presents the next 10 jewels of swearing: butholenginer Frnak
buttholesurfer Frnak
buttholio Frnak
butthymen Frnak
buttitch Frnak
buttjuice Frnak
buttkice Frnak
buttkick Frnak
buttkik Frnak
buttkiss Frnak


ยป by Madfish Willie on December 2 :: Permalink :: Comments (4) :: Happy Hour Party

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What, no Yogiism?!! Y'haven't run dry, have ye?

Posted by: Tuning Spork on December 2, 2003 10:52 PM

Yeah, I've gone through three different lists. I hate to see him go... he had such good material. At least now I know Harvey isn't the only one reading the Happy Hour Party. I've got a few other new deals to layer in sometime in the next couple of weeks, so keep a sharp eye out!

Posted by: The Bartender on December 3, 2003 01:26 AM

What makes you think I actually *read* this drivel, Barkeep?

And pass the pretzels...

Posted by: Harvey on December 3, 2003 10:45 AM

Some of us read these, but are just laughing too hard to make a comment.

I'll pass the pretzels if you reach back there and pass the scotch, Harv.

Posted by: Linda on December 3, 2003 01:24 PM