Evil Glenn Restaurant Menu

Mad Dog Bad Money Harvey dropped by over at Evil Glenn's crappy little joint called Blender's the other day. Evil Glenn just added on a little "gourmet" restaurant, so Harvey swiped a menu. I sure hope he didn't order anything off of it, although with Harvey, ya never know!

Here are 21 Personal Favorite Foods items on Evil Glenn's restaurant menu:

• Sautéed Guadalupe Fur Seal grilled to perfection in a Musk-Ox Oil


• Boneless Marinated Numbfish simmered in an Endospore Swill


• Stir-Fried Screech Owl


• Steamed Mud Eel Wedges wrapped in Untanned Rawhide


• Caramelized Neck of Whooping Crane


• Barbecued Pygmy Hippo Riblets


• Breaded Filet-o-Bottle-Nosed Dolphin seasoned in a Salt Marsh Brine Broth


• Batter-Dipped Segmented Earthworms


• Char-Grilled Pandaburger with a side order of Cartilage Chips and Pond Scum Slaw


• Crispy Bollweevil Skins served with a liquefied Elm Bark Beetle Dipping Sauce


• Smoked Tenderloin Mule Shank in a tangy Cactus Gravy


• Boiled Camel Hump... a la mode


• Stewed Dorsal Fin garnished with Shedded Scales


• Minced Otter Pelt over a bed of mashed, fleshy Tuberous Root


• Glazed Walrus Blubber Loaf


• Kentucky Fried Pigeon


• Creamed Gastropod Surprise


• Poached Bald Eaglet Yoke-Sac sprinkled with Ragwort and topped with a zesty Duckweed Dressing


• Extra-Chewy Tadpole Taffy


• Prairie Dog-kabob


• Fermented Chum Shake

That fucking Evil Glenn! He will kill and eat anything - endangered species, exotic species, it doesn't matter. And the nastier the better... I mean... segmented earthworms?

Tomorrow, I'll tell you about Evil Glenn's newest part-time job!