Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What did the maggot say to another ?
Second Kangaroo: What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

First Kangaroo: What did the woodworm say to the chair ?
Second Kangaroo: It's been nice gnawing you !

First Kangaroo: What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous ?
Second Kangaroo: A maggot with attitude !

First Kangaroo: How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?
Second Kangaroo: it has a blue light !

First Kangaroo: Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?
Second Kangaroo: They can lighten your load !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python ?
Second Kangaroo: A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death !

First Kangaroo: What is a worm's favourite band ?
Second Kangaroo: Mud !

First Kangaroo: Who is the worm's Prime Minister ?
Second Kangaroo: Maggot Thatcher !

First Kangaroo: When should you stop for a glow worm ?
Second Kangaroo: When he has a red light !

First Kangaroo: What is the maggot army called ?
Second Kangaroo: The Apple Corps !

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