Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs ?
Second Kangaroo: School dinners come on a plate !

First Kangaroo: What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall ?
Second Kangaroo: How slime flies !

First Kangaroo: How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty ?
Second Kangaroo: The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me" !

First Kangaroo: What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off ?
Second Kangaroo: I'll get you next slime !

First Kangaroo: What was the snail doing on the highway ?
Second Kangaroo: About one mile a day !

First Kangaroo: What is the definition of a slug ?
Second Kangaroo: A snail with a housing problem !

First Kangaroo: How do snails get their shells so shiny ?
Second Kangaroo: They use snail varnish !

First Kangaroo: Why is the snail the strongest animal ?
Second Kangaroo: Because he carries a house on his back !

First Kangaroo: What do you do when two snails have a fight ?
Second Kangaroo: Leave them to slug it out !

First Kangaroo: Where do you find giant snails ?
Second Kangaroo: At the end of giants fingers !

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