Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?
Second Kangaroo: The Masked-quito !

First Kangaroo: What has antlers and sucks blood ?
Second Kangaroo: A moose-quito !

First Kangaroo: Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
Second Kangaroo: To improve his bite !

First Kangaroo: What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?
Second Kangaroo: Skin-diving !

First Kangaroo: How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?
Second Kangaroo: You slap him and he slaps you back !

First Kangaroo: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?
Second Kangaroo: Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

First Kangaroo: What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito ?
Second Kangaroo: A mosquito drops off you when you die !

First Kangaroo: What is the most religious insect ?
Second Kangaroo: A mosque-ito !

First Kangaroo: What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
Second Kangaroo: A morese-quito !

First Kangaroo: Why are mosquitos religious ?
Second Kangaroo: They prey on you !

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