Cyborg Bloggers II

C.Y.B.O.R.G. Generator: Enter your name and the Cyborger will tell you your Cyborg name and your dark purpose.

Cyborg name generator came up with these descriptive names and purposes for the members of Madfish Willie's Corner of the Bar Babes. [Note: This is an updated list and there will be some surprizes here!]

P.A.M.: Positronic Artificial Machine
A.M.Y.: Artificial Mechanical Youth
D.A.N.A.: Digital Artificial Nullification Android
S.U.S.I.E.: Synthetic Unit Skilled in Infiltration and Exploration
C.A.N.D.Y.: Cybernetic Artificial Neohuman Designed for Yardwork
M.A.R.G.I.: Mechanical Android Responsible for Galactic Infiltration
E.T.H.N.E.: Electronic Technician Hardwired for Nocturnal Exploration
L.I.N.D.A.: Lifeform Intended for Nocturnal Destruction and Assassination
H.E.L.E.N.: Humanoid Engineered for Logical Exploration and Nullification
D.E.N.I.T.A.: Digital Electronic Nocturnal Infiltration and Troubleshooting Android
J.E.N.N.I.F.E.R.: Journeying Electronic Neohuman Normally for Intensive Fighting and Efficient Repair
V.E.N.O.M.O.U.S.: Vigilant Electronic Neohuman Optimized for Mandatory Observation and Ultimate Sabotage
K.A.T.E.: Kinetic Android Trained for Exploration

Tomorrow: The Cyborg Munuvians


» by Madfish Willie on November 18 :: Permalink :: Comments (7) :: Corner of the Bar Babes
» Note-It Posts links with: In tribute...
» drowning at 2 feet sea level links with: You'll find me over in the corner...
» Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love links with: Tuesday Trot Through the Blogoshpere
» Ain't Done It! links with: How appropriate!
» Electric Venom links with: You Will Be Assimilated
» Who Tends the Fires links with: Resistance is Futile...
» BigStick.us links with: Link Fest '03

Trackbacks to Cyborg Bloggers II
In tribute...
Excerpt: ... to Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon, here are the lyrics to [swoon]Toby Keith's[/swoon] hit, "I Love This Bar", linkified. We got winners; we got losers; Chain smokers and boozers. An' we got yuppies; we got bikers; We've got, thirsty hitchhikers....
Weblog: Note-It Posts
Tracked: November 18, 2003 01:44 AM
You'll find me over in the corner...
Excerpt: ...OF THE BAR!! I'm a Corner of The Bar Babe!! Wow!! I'm honored, and of course running as quickly as possible to put up my COTBB signage! Though just as happy as one can possibly be at 7:00am, I'm not...
Weblog: drowning at 2 feet sea level
Tracked: November 18, 2003 06:01 AM
Tuesday Trot Through the Blogoshpere
Excerpt: Frank J. has some Bite Sized Wisdom today. Here's a bit for you: ...the U.S. should just bomb France for being a bunch of douche bags. Just fly over them and drop a couple bombs on them. It'll shut them
Weblog: Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love
Tracked: November 18, 2003 10:13 AM
How appropriate!
Excerpt: via MADFISH WILLIE'S, the CYBORG GENERATOR produced this: Infiltration and Exploration? So, I'm a horny Ranger? Cool....
Weblog: Ain't Done It!
Tracked: November 18, 2003 12:32 PM
You Will Be Assimilated
Excerpt: I am a Vigilant Electronic Neohuman Optimized for Mandatory Observation and Ultimate Sabotage. Just thought you'd like to know....
Weblog: Electric Venom
Tracked: November 18, 2003 01:11 PM
Resistance is Futile...
Excerpt: It appears that the good Bartender at Madfish Willie's has turned all his patrons into CYBORGS! I appear to have become a "Digital Electronic Nocturnal Infiltration and Troubleshooting Android". Cool! Does this mean I get to wear swanky mirrored shades...
Weblog: Who Tends the Fires
Tracked: November 18, 2003 03:11 PM
Link Fest '03
Excerpt: Ok, time once more for a kah-razy link fest, this time to promote the 2015 series hat some of our loyal fans should recognize. You can find links to the chapters below: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 3.5...
Weblog: BigStick.us
Tracked: November 18, 2003 10:19 PM
Bullshitters

Yeah me!

I'm a Bar Babe!

But why "nullification"? Why not "nubification"?

Posted by: Helen on November 18, 2003 07:55 AM

Yardwork?!?!? Are you kidding? *whine*

Posted by: Candy on November 18, 2003 12:17 PM

WOO HOO!!! I am finally a bar babe! Big kisses, Madfish Willie! Now pass me a southern comfort and coke!

Posted by: Ethne on November 18, 2003 02:04 PM

Damn... I missed Heather from Amgelweave. I guess I'll have to do a kiss-ass-link-love-fest to make up for that. Sorry, bonnie Heather!

Posted by: The Bartender on November 18, 2003 02:20 PM

COOL! I'm "Nocturnal"! I guess I better start upgrading my vision then, because damn if I'm not blind as the proverbial bat...

As for the "Troubleshooting" part, I guess that does apply--even if I'm the one that starts the trouble... ;-)

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on November 18, 2003 03:06 PM

OK, so I have a question about this whole Gang/Babes thing... is it like the T-Birds and the Pink Ladies from Grease? You can only date someone in the gang? If so, who picks, the guy or the girl? If the girl picks, who picks first?

Or is it like a brother/sister thing?

(I really wanna be Rizzo.)

Posted by: Dana on November 18, 2003 10:16 PM

Dana - well the bartender *claims* that it's like a brother/sister sorta thing where the guys watch your back if jerks start hitting on you, and you drive us home when we get too drunk.

Of course, that doesn't stop a lot of ass-grabbing in the Champagne Room...

Posted by: Harvey on November 19, 2003 10:09 AM