The Story of Madfish

Everybody's been screaming for more info on the Madfish, where he came from, what he's done. So here are a few of my smaller adventures across the globe that I dug out of my diary. I didn't take very good notes on most of these adventures so the details are severaly lacking but you get the picture.

Madfish Willie fought his enemy: Fat Bastard on an ironing board during the third world war in a sad mood and fell violently ill so everyone bowed down to Madfish Willie, he grabbed the detonator and as if it were a miracle he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries.

Madfish Willie saw a movie made by Fat Bastard in Japan and got locked in prison because his leg hurt and chased a bunny. Madfish Willie then escaped through a secret passage, he called the police and with his last ounce of strength he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.

Those were the best two stories. Here are some of the others:

Madfish Willie slept in all day with Mr Harnwell on a pirate ship and got locked in prison because his leg hurt and all hell broke loose which started a party, he felt a sudden ray of hope and just as he hoped he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Italy.

Madfish Willie discovered a wild dog in an icy cave during an important business meeting because his leg hurt and banged his head on a wall which caused an avalanche, he stole a car and as if it were a miracle he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.

Madfish Willie was friends with an axe murderer after winning the lottery and got 2nd degree burns because he had no sleep the night before and fell violently ill. Madfish Willie just dodged three bullets, he blew up a truck with a hand grenade and while wearing his lucky backpack he got promoted to field marshal.

Madfish Willie slept in all day with John Howard in Tokalue and went around killing rats with a jackhammer because his leg hurt and everyone felt very sympathetic which caused an avalanche, he blew up a truck with a hand grenade and just as he hoped he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.

Madfish Willie was owed money by John Howard in China and got 1st degree burns because he had no sleep the night before and a heated argument arose. Madfish Willie just dodged three bullets, he shot all the bad guys and while wearing his lucky backpack he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.

Madfish Willie was friends with Homer Simpson in Russia and fell into the eternal pit of hell because his leg hurt and fell violently ill which caused an avalanche, he felt a sudden ray of hope and with relative ease he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 44 years in prison.

Madfish Willie slept in all day with a baby boy on an ironing board and got 1st degree burns because his leg hurt and went on a rampage which made him cry, he made a giant leap across the ravine and with the help of $10 000 worth of special effects he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.

Madfish Willie went swimming with a baby boy in an icy cave and got 2nd degree burns because he felt like it and banged his head on a wall which started a party, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and with relative ease he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 14 years in prison.

Madfish Willie was owed money by an axe murderer in Italy and got 2nd degree burns because his leg hurt and banged his head on a wall which started a party, he made a giant leap across the ravine and as if it were a miracle he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.

Madfish Willie was friends with John Howard on a passenger jet and went around killing rats with a jackhammer because he felt like it and a heated argument arose which made him cry, he shot all the bad guys and to the surprise of the audience he defeated his enemy and the world was safe again... but for how long?

Goddam face hurts from all those rocks smashin it up. That must be why the whole side of my head is caved in... damn, I forgot all about them rocks till just now.