Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
Second Kangaroo: A bee with a cold !

First Kangaroo: What's a bee-line ?
Second Kangaroo: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?
Second Kangaroo: He's bee-witched !

First Kangaroo: Can bees fly in the rain ?
Second Kangaroo: Not without their little yellow jackets !

First Kangaroo: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?
Second Kangaroo: A bee in a submarine !

First Kangaroo: Why do bees hum ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they've forgotten the words !

First Kangaroo: What kind of bees hum and drop things ?
Second Kangaroo: A fumble bee !

First Kangaroo: What did the bee say to the flower ?
Second Kangaroo: Hello honey !

First Kangaroo: What's a bees favourite flower ?
Second Kangaroo: A bee-gonias !

First Kangaroo: What did the confused bee say ?
Second Kangaroo: To bee or not to bee !


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What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not bee...

Posted by: Jordan on January 16, 2004 01:27 PM