Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do you call a greedy ant ?
Second Kangaroo: An anteater !

First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?
Second Kangaroo: Antteneye !

First Kangaroo: What kind of ant is good at maths ?
Second Kangaroo: An accountant !

First Kangaroo: What medicine would you give an ill ant ?
Second Kangaroo: Antibiotics !

First Kangaroo: Why did the ant-elope ?
Second Kangaroo: Nobody gnu !

First Kangaroo: What is worse than ants in your pants ?
Second Kangaroo: A bat in your bra !

First Kangaroo: What kind of ant can you colour with ?
Second Kangaroo: A crayant !

First Kangaroo: What games to ants play with elephants ?
Second Kangaroo: Squash !

First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?
Second Kangaroo: An independant !

First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?
Second Kangaroo: Discordant !

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