Tuesday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"I have known many,
Liked a few,
Loved one,
Here's to you!"

Yogism
"If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them."

Quotes on Drinking:
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication." Lord Byron

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
If she doesn't believe you when you say you have no previous girlfriend, admit to only one and offer: "She was unintelligent, a bad dresser, lousy in bed, couldn't cook, and had warts on her nipples." It also doesn't hurt to add that you like pets, enjoy children, volunteer often, and think, if only the church weren't against the use of condoms, you could have joined the priesthood.

ClueBat Insults
Thou vain, spur-galled scut!

Movie Madness
Crab Bloke in London

Instead of Foreign Language Party Cookies, we'll do some other cussin' stuff. Multilingual Swear List presents these next 10 jewels of swearing:

• anus


• varse


• arsebandit


• arsefuck


• arsephuck


• arsephuk


• arsepiece


• arsestab


• arsewipe


• asphinct