Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo
First Kangaroo: What do you call a greedy ant ?
Second Kangaroo: An anteater !
First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?
Second Kangaroo: Antteneye !
First Kangaroo: What kind of ant is good at maths ?
Second Kangaroo: An accountant !
First Kangaroo: What medicine would you give an ill ant ?
Second Kangaroo: Antibiotics !
First Kangaroo: Why did the ant-elope ?
Second Kangaroo: Nobody gnu !
First Kangaroo: What is worse than ants in your pants ?
Second Kangaroo: A bat in your bra !
First Kangaroo: What kind of ant can you colour with ?
Second Kangaroo: A crayant !
First Kangaroo: What games to ants play with elephants ?
Second Kangaroo: Squash !
First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?
Second Kangaroo: An independant !
First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?
Second Kangaroo: Discordant !
Cheers!
Dammit barkeep, your sorry-ass jokes are really starting to "bug" me!
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Posted by: Harvey on November 11, 2003 12:55 PMHey, a heckler. Hey, heckler, you ever had a kangaroo jump all over your face. ;)
Posted by: Tiger on November 11, 2003 10:15 PM