Monday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Here's to the wings of love,
May they never moult a feather
Till your little shoes and my big boots
Are under the bed together."

Yogism
"The future ain't what it used to be."

Quotes on Drinking:
"I drink no more than a sponge". Francis Rabelais

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Showering a woman with gifts after the first date is the romantic equivalent of a comb-over.

ClueBat Insults
Thou fobbing, elf-skinned flap-dragon!

Movie Madness
Norse Gods

Instead of Foreign Language Party Cookies, we'll do some other cussin' stuff. Multilingual Swear List presents these 10 jewels of swearing:

• analspew


• analspray


• analtail


• analtroop


• analungus


• analviolate


• analwart


• analwhore


• analzone


• animalsex