Beer Fart

One particular night a couple of years ago while Eric, one of Corner of the Bar Gang, was going to college, he'd been out on a big drunk at Madfish Willie's and we didn't get him to his house until after the bar closed.

He had an early class the next day - a lab to be precise. He managed to drag his sorry ass out of bed and just barely made it to class on time.

The lab he was in that day had wooden seats and was very uncomfortable. Halfway through the lab Eric started nodding out, chin bouncing off his chest as he drifted in and out of consciousness. He finally laid his head down on the desk in front of him, drool running out the side of his mouth and puddling on the desk as he drifted off into sleepyland.

All of a sudden he awoke to the sound of an explosive fart. He looked around and started laughing along with everybody else. Then he realized everybody was looking at him and laughing.

Eric was the one that farted while he was asleep and he woke himself up.

What a dumb-ass! I guess that taught him to stay home and study instead of out galavanting around when he had school the next day!

~Madfish