An Ode To Glenn Reynolds

The Alliance wants to gather some Evil Glenn Poetry.

Well, there's no way I could produce anything like what Susie did in an Ode to Glenn Reynolds. Instead, I chose to cheat and Google for my entry. I came across this little gem that gives one possible explanation for puppy blending and not kitty blending!

Puppy Haiku

The cat is not all

Bad. She fills the litter box

With Tootsie Rolls.